Simply Releases Toppers Simply The Best
Proudly Presents: THE PIRATES BAND OF MISFITS
Translated by Simply Releases Toppers QuickSilver, Tokke and Suurtje
Admiral Collingword.
Well, Admiral? - Great news, your majesty.
The French are finally defeated.
Like the Russians, the Portuguese, the Chinese and the Welsh.
Then there our navy on the ocean.
Almost entirely, your majesty.
Almost? - Unfortunately ... Listen.
We still a problem with ...
pirates.
What is on my royal arms, Admiral?
I hate pirates. Madam.
Exactly.
I hate them, with their silly songs.
With their ridiculous hats and their endless bloody roar.
I want them to sink, Admiral ...
Trampled, crushed, fed to the sharks. Understood?
I hate pirates.
It is the plunder. - It is the sword.
It is the plunder. - These are the swords.
Plunder. - Swords.
Plunder.
Help.
Sorry, Captain.
We were just at the discuss what the best is to pirate.
Oh, is that right?
I thought it was the looting. - I thought it was the shining sword.
And I thought it was a chance exotic disease to walk on.
Well, you've got it all wrong.
It is best to be a pirate neither looting nor the sword.
Not the grog nor the scurvy, nor the scantily clad mermaids.
The best of a pirate ...
is Hamnacht.
Hamnacht.
It's just a flesh ballet. - On Hamnacht.
And the Pirate Captain.
How was that Number Two? - You have it still.
As a jellyfish in your face.
Mates, it does not run all over me. - Do not be modest.
Behind every master, the glistening eyes and extensive dinners ...
is a handsome crew of robbers.
Some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber.
Moreover, you get away.
Some of you seem more like a coat rack or a chair, than a pirate.
And some of you are just fishing I've printed a hat.
But still you are the best crew that a captain could wish for.
Remember not Polly. - I was not forgotten. I remember not ever.
Polly, the best parrot to the seven seas around by boat.
Come on, ladies.
Who is the heart and soul with feathers our boat?
Oh, yes. Where was I. Oh yes, oh yes ...
An important announcement ...
Pirate of the Year awards. - Do you ...
Will you join again? - Yes, Curvaceous Surprisingly Pirate.
I know it's not successful in the past ... - 20 years?
Precise, Pirate with Gout. 20 years. - Maybe a little longer, 21, 22 ...
Yes, thank you. - But you are very good, though.
The point is that every time I've done it, I did not win, so ...
according to mathematical calculations ...
I have a good chance this time.
Are you behind me, comrades? - He is brilliant like a cannoli.
Let's plunder.
Land in sight.
Blood Island. That is so named because it same form as blood.
Excuse me.
Captain comes along. Thank you.
I would like a "Pirate of the Year magazine subscription.
Thank you.
Let's see. The loot. Yes.
Roar. Yes.
Songs? Since I put in raised.
Beard? Obviously, yes.
Would I do it with blood write to the dramatic to make?
That would be something going on. - That is correct.
Pirate Captain.
I bet there my face you can not lose.
Thank you.
You win anyway. There is no other pirate ...
Shred your forms.
I, Peg-Leg Hastings, back of the t plunder of the Spanish soil.
Boy. - This makes me Pirate of the Year.
Lizz Cutlass.
The Butcher of Barbados. - Hey, guys.
You are asking you to wonder or still as deadly as I am handsome.
That's me.
Hello, Cutlass, you slut. - Peg-Leg, you inktvisaas bag.
Look here 'to ns.
The largest diamond in the world.
There goes my name with it.
She even has a beard.
At Neptune's salt trousers.
Black Bellamy.
Go all but over. Bellamy is Black Pirate of the Year.
Another.
How you doing? Rum for everyone.
we bake nothing compared with their, do you?
Maybe we should leave.
Yes, you're right.
I just remembered that I still something important to do.
If that is not the Pirate Captain.
Hello, Bellamy, Cutlass, Peg-Leg. I did not see you coming.
The beard looks good. You are sought after than ever.
Do him a favor. Stop with that.
Seriously, how are you pirate's life?
Very good. Thank you.
The estimate flows within. I even had my hair with it.
Why you still sailing always with that old boat?
I'd like to talk, but ...
I got some loot ...
Come on, say. - That's disgusting.
Wait a minute, Captain.
What is this?
Captain? - That's nothing.
Wait a minute. Pirate of the Year.
You wrote in your purpose?
No, no.
Yes. - Again?
Yes.
Have they changed the rules?
The Pirate with the most loot was it always?
They give it all to the guy with the thickest parrot?
She is not fat. She has big bones.
She is thick.
Laugh.
Ignore them. It is not worth it.
You can only do your wallpaper.
You'll see. I am Pirate of the Year.
And then you laugh on the back of your face.
Yes, and believe me, that's something painful to do.
Bye.
Listen, druiloren, we let them see something of piracy.
There is still time. We fill them with shiny loot.
I can already taste the trophy.
Trophy.
A sail in sight.
After it, Number Two. - Aye, sir.
Hoist the sails.
Be ready with the guns, men.
Fire cannons four and six off.
Eat cannonballs, swabs.
Observe and learn.
I am the Pirate Captain.
And I'm here for your gold. - Gold? This is a leprosy boat.
I give my right arm for some gold.
Or my left.
That was not true, but this time it's payday.
I am the Pirate Captain. And I'm here for your gold.
Tour.
I am the Pirate Captain and ... - We are naturists.
Pirate Captain. Blabla, gold.
Ghost Ship.
Sorry.
WORLD'S BEST CAPTAIN
Captain, we ...
still have "seen a ship.
Good.
Do I need to attack? - No, I ...
've done enough piracy. I make my closet empty.
Captain, no. - I'm selling baby clothes.
There is a lot of money with baby clothes because babies grow quickly.
The crew can do nothing without you.
What did I? Pirate of the Year ...
I? Now look at the trophy cabinet.
The best story about a squid.
That is proof of my entire career.
Pirate of the Year but is a commercial activity.
Real piracy is not about trophies.
But to back up stairs to fight.
To sail along to slide down with a knife between your teeth.
Shiny beards.
And all the adventures we have experienced.
Our adventure with Aztec.
Our adventure with that pig.
Our adventure with ...
SILENCE - Not in the library, but what a pleasure.
And what about the songs?
They would miss. - And then rob people?
I really like to rob people. - You are brilliant.
You are the terror of the sea.
Do you think? - Everyone thinks that.
You are more pirate than Black Bellamy or whoever.
You are a pirate.
That is why the crew the best ever.
Why do they have different that tattoo?
What do you think?
Where is that ship?
This is him, men.
This time I'm lucky. I feel it in my beard.
Do not sit. Hoist the flag.
Terrible? - Or more awful?
Additional terrible. Let them tremble.
Diary of Charles Darwin.
Day 93 aboard the Beagle.
I just got a new kind slakvis discovered ....
I mentioned in the order of Pygophora 've posted.
I never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy.
And now I get attacked by pirates.
Finally. I am the captain and I'm here for your gold.
I have no gold. - No gold, eh?
What is this, if I may ask? - That's a baboon kidney.
And this? - That's a baboon kidney.
We have searched the hold, Captain. - And?
Only beings pieces of ...
beings in pots. - And a baboon who looks unhappy.
What kind of ship is this?
We are, well, we were a scientific expedition.
Charles Darwin, at your service. - For God's sake ...
If it's so much to ask? Well?
I just want a little success.
Just a little respect Ieniemienie for my beard, for once in my life.
Is that so bad? Well?
No? - No.
Try that against the universe to say.
Just for once. I just want it's a first time around but once.
So, are we done here?
Dear diary ...
I'm about into a watery grave alienation.
It's nothing personal, you understand, it's just ...
It's been a tough week, and a good walking the plank usually cheer him.
I will die without the breasts a woman to have touched.
Shoot it at once.
Today's weather: 'Inconsistency'.
Stop. - What now? One last request?
Should we grant? Are we a human rights convention signed up?
That bird. - My parrot? She just big-boned.
No, she is not. I mean, she's not a parrot.
No parrot? What is he talking about again now, girl?
She is the scientific discovery this time. She is a ...
Sorry. It's just ...
That's my favorite part.
A Dodo, you say? - They have been extinct for 150 years.
To now find one who is still alive, is pretty incredible.
Smart girl. You will not become extinct. - If I may be so bold, I am willing ...
to give you 12 euro for your Polly.
Polly is not for sale. - 12 euros.
She belongs to the family. - She is like an aunt, with a beak.
I'm afraid they're right. Polly the feathered heart and soul of the boat.
Come, little Dodo.
This is not to believe?
If I can present to her in London the Royal Science show ...
Will not happen, I'm afraid.
She would be a sensation. - Nothing to be done.
And of course I for the prize.
Price? - The best scientific discovery, yes.
The award, which is valuable? - Valuable?
It is priceless. Unprecedented wealth.
Captain? - Maybe I was a little too hastily.
But Captain, London? The home of Queen Victoria, mortal enemy of every pirate?
We end on the gallows Port in Brussels.
Oh come on, we laugh in the face of danger, remember?
I do not. - I have absolutely no danger need.
Captain, you can remember our conversation?
The interview where you said that pigs are actually a type of food?
No.
No, the conversation about the out of the way of dangerous situations that end in death.
You heard the man, "unprecedented wealth". This is the plan:
We go to London, Polly science show wins that thing ...
we grab the prize, I join Pirate of the Year, and I win. Bingo.
But Captain, I ... - This will not fail.
And even then, look at her little face ...
I want to certainly win science award. - Bravo, Captain.
I see that you're a man of vision.
And Charles, when is that science show? - Tomorrow in a week.
Cursed.
We could do with a good wind, but Unfortunately, there is a sea monster in the way.
I think they put that simply the folder for the decoration, Captain.
Is that really so?
Twisted added.
You can learn something of this good man, Number Two.
Ah, the Tower of London. The most romantic city in the world.
"Queen Victoria welcomes you in London ' That's nice.
Maybe she not so bad.
UNLESS YOU ARE A PIRATE ...
Look not so worried, Number Two. There will always be pirates in London.
Go back ...
This is the spirit of the pirates. - Is that Skulett Morgan?
Pirate Captain, my dear. I have not seen you since Madagascar.
Ah, yes. I really thought the girls were. You look good, Morgan.
Have a bit of weight. What ghost of you today?
A bit of everything. I'm going to participate in a science show.
Good luck with that. - Thank you, thank you.
No, wait. Come back.
Just look at what you do to my boat have done. I hope you are insured.
Okay then. We go. I bring her morning immediately after the show back.
Do not be silly, Charles. I'm Polly present.
I've always felt like participate in modern science.
Can not. The streets of London No place for pirates.
Which pirates? There is no but us girl scouts.
I have a badge for plunder. - But we're not really Brownies ...
We 't, the pirates.
We are masters of disguise. - What resourceful.
But you can better lay low tonight. Maybe in my house.
Captain, I really think you .... - Good plan, Chuck.
I want to see how you live.
Well, come on. Taxi.
Good evening, officer. - Good night, old ladies.
In London it is always foggy.
Here we are. East west, home is best.
You get not many women visited, or does it Charles?
People who live on their own, can be killed.
Neptune adds.
Do not mind Mr. Bobo. An old project of mine.
I had a theory. I thought that if you're even a monkey takes ...
would give him a monocle and his gigantic, ugly ass would cover ...
that he he would stop a monkey to be and more ...
man-pansee be, to so to speak. - Risky theory.
I do not like the monkey.
But to be honest to thirteen in a dozen monkeys.
He is nothing compared with Polly.
Well yes. Important day tomorrow, we all need our rest.
Let me give you to your room, sir.
I follow you, Chuck.
Captain, it is Mr. Darwin. I'm sure he carries something in his shield.
Honestly, Number Two, what are you doing?
With Charles we win an unprecedented wealth, and you crack the poor soul off.
Not a word more. Future Pirate of the year has its beauty sleep.
Would you ship what sounds to me want to imitate I fall asleep?
Beautiful, really beautiful. Now do what creaking boards after.
Add a few gulls at, if you would like.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Give a big applause for Pirate Captain.
Congratulations, Pirate Captain. Nobody deserves this more than you.
Thank you, Cutlass. - And the beard of you ...
It makes my mind run wild.
Give him to me. - Give back, he's mine.
At Neptune. Come back, you weakling. - Stop the thief.
Take 'm
Give that to me.
Not so fast, friend.
Number Two.
Number Two, are you?
Let those Dodo loose.
Good evening, Captain.
Hey, Number Two.
We are being attacked. Abandon ship.
Hello Pirate Captain, ready for the trip?
Come here, mysterious, shadowy figure.
Faster, faster.
I got you. Are you okay, girl? - Captain. I mean, what is going on?
Do not pretend you're innocent. You and you crumpled Polly monkey tried to steal.
Polly steal? You make a mistake. - How do you explain this then?
It is clear what happened, right? - Really?
Some jealous rival must have tried to get away with the dodo.
Well, that explains everything.
Captain, please, let's go. Polly is not safe in London.
I could not tolerate Polly if something would happen.
There's Polly nothing happened. She is safe, leave it to me.
Come along, price that we can not wait.
Does anyone have a towel?
SCIENTIST OF THE YEAR
Well done, banana ass. Now that baboon with all honors.
It's a disaster, it's ...
Bad news, sir. You can not enter.
What? - It is only for scientists, do you see?
I'll Polly should present itself.
We are not really scientists. We 't, the pirates, you see?
Masters of disguise. - But where is Polly?
It is now only for people who need to know on it, Charles.
Pardon? - I love her clogged.
That shadowy figure would be everywhere.
Fortunately I'm not alone a master of disguise ...
as well as a master in the blockage of things.
Okay, guys. Let them a thing or smell. - But Captain, I really need ...
Hello. We are here for the science show. We are scientists.
This is a pipette, and this is Charles Darwin, and I am a science master.
If you really a scientist, mention three elements.
Let me think. You have gold, ham ...
and ...
the tears of a mermaid.
Two of the three is good enough. The first door on the left.
The balloon of my airship contains 566 cubic meters of hydrogen.
Here is what ensures the burner a more comfortable temperature at higher altitudes.
Captain, please, you can not go up the stage without Polly.
Patience, Charles. Everything at the right time.
Sorry.
Just a quick dive. - But Captain ...
How did he do that?
My airship will be the subject of revolutionize meteorology and cartography.
But it is mainly to the tops of ladies to peep.
REASONABLE POLITE
Captain, I really think it's best if I take over from here.
It's about how things ... - Nonsense, Chuck.
What this science stuff needs is a little showmanship.
It is the captain. Captain, Captain.
Fellow scientists, study pecking, nerds.
Prepare yourself for to be amazed at.
Prepare yourself for to be surprised.
Prepare yourself for to ... Wait, what is this?
What is this?
Stop.
I am the world primary doctor ...
and I hereby declare that the science you make too shocking.
Dr. Albino, you say that the one with enormous construction should start immediately ...
in the event that the extraordinary singularity of my discovery ...
will cause that their hearts will explode?
I say.
Science lovers, you are warned.
This is our most educational adventure ever.
Back from the dead. Back from the grave ...
back of a stone wall ...
the eighth wonder of the world ...
He has traveled halfway around the world to be here tonight.
Here is Polly.
It is a dodo.
Asjemenou.
WOMEN faint
A real Dodo.
That leaves electricity look like a lot of crap.
The Royal Society Prize 'for best scientific discovery ...
I hope it is not a check. - Attributed to ...
Any idea what the doubloon now worth? - Captain Science.
Thank you. You are too kind.
Hold on please. Enough. Thank you.
Is that all? - No.
You also get these leather-bound encyclopedia.
One moment. Backwards.
I love pretty encyclopedias.
That do not help me 'Pirate of the Year' to be.
Where is the loot. - The loot?
What kind of loot? - The price.
The unprecedented wealth. Do you remember?
Perhaps I was not explained. It's not all about money.
No, the real price is ...
His royal majesty the emperor of India.
Ruler of the kingdom of Java.
a personal audience with Queen Victoria.
My first love.
Captain Science, congratulations. What a great discovery.
Majesty ... - And who are these charming guys?
This is my crew. - He means, assistant lab crew.
I use 'crew' as slang. Yo.
I am Charles Darwin, majesty. I helped to find the Dodo.
Does not matter. - Where is your delightful creature now?
He rests. Hidden.
She only comes out for big shows.
In the event of common powers to grab her.
Commonwealth powers? Dear sweet.
We have a wonderful zoo near the palace.
What Polly is completely safe.
Maybe we can get her out of your hands.
Absolutely not.
She will be a marvel. There are guinea pigs.
And a donkey. - I can not do, ma'am.
Even for me?
I'm afraid not.
There is nothing more important for a pirate than his familiar Dodo.
She is the feathered heart and soul of the boat.
Did you say ...
'Pirate'?
Pirate? No. Scientist.
I can not get enough of science.
Stuff mixes. Test Tubes.
He is not a scientist. He is a Girl Guide.
He is not a Girl Guide. He is a pirate.
Wait a minute. I must say something.
This is a stupid mistake. I can explain.
Your Majesty?
He has hidden the Dodo. If you now chops off his head ...
may never discover the truth.
Wait a minute.
We do not know why. Maybe it's his beautiful beard.
Or his glistening teeth, or that faint smell of coconut.
We have to pirate it.
Do you have a name, Pirate Captain?
They call me the 'Pirate Captain'.
Well, Pirate Captain, hereby forgiven we'll pirate crimes.
You stay in London and entertained us with your stories and witticisms.
And certainly your sweet little Dodo.
All grenades added. - Can we leave now?
That was a very close number two. - I will give you that Dodo, majesty.
Ensure there also, Mr. Darwin.
Captain?
- Hurry up, guys.
Captain.
I told you to go to London was a bad idea.
The faster I smell ... - Captain.
Captain.
You will not go away?
Totally. You have let me down, Charles.
Look ... - Let's be honest.
Your nose is too small for your face.
A newspaper from London.
PIRATE CAPTAIN HUGE SUCCESS IN LONDON - Look at that sometimes.
I'm good at. - We have a little party before.
We would not miss the tide, Captain.
You're right. - Join us, Captain.
Quickly then. It is impolite to refuse.
The tide ... - 20 minutes. Half an hour at most.
Make her ready but without me. - Are we all?
But "the Pirate of the Year 'win then?
And all the other captains show that he is no loser.
Come, Captain. - Captain ...
Captain ...
A shark that probably Dracula was defeated.
Feel free to use in one of your books.
Pirate Captain, You are a born storyteller
Much better than the last guy that what was gaga.
Be nice.
Go now. - One more, Captain?
Cheers.
You must release him somewhere.
Nothing. Cheers.
You know what I've discovered, Charles?
The friends you make after you have become famous ...
are better friends than the previous year. - Very wise.
The boys think I am a fool. - A fool? You?
You're an intellectual giant.
Look how you've saved Polly of those dark forces.
I did. - That you have done.
And wherever they are hidden ...
it is surely a brilliant place. - That's it.
You'll never guess where. - No, you're too smart for me, Captain.
Right under everyone's nose. Rather, under my nose.
Polly sat in your beard.
As I hide many things.
I'm sorry, Captain. - Where?
Which plays the monkey now? It is not even a real ...
Come back.
Sorry.
Gotcha.
That sounds like fun.
What the hell are you doing? - Sorry, it's not my fault.
Not your fault? Steal Polly shoot my best hat full of holes ...
Continue. Lay it out.
There is a girl ...
I am hopelessly in love. - Yes, hopelessly in love.
I know she loves exotic animals.
I thought if I give her the Dodo ...
that they would find me pretty.
I'm so ashamed.
Why did not you?
We've all done stupid things to impress girls.
You must be aloof. They love it when you're aloof.
It's probably a nice girl like you all that effort did.
She is also a nice girl.
Cookies. Mr. Darwin.
Really, Charles? - If I had not really intended.
I see you've brought along a friend. Great.
I'm sorry. - Pull yourself.
A small taakje you could not accomplish. It's just pathetic.
I see that I do was wrong, Captain.
I may be the body of a weak and have flabby woman ...
but I have the heart and soul of someone that the dodo really wants.
I seem to remember that you Pirates have a weak spot ...
for shiny things Or confuse me with you now magpies?
I can not do. Polly ...
Come now, Captain. It's so simple.
Polly can live like a queen on my farm, and ...
you ... Well ...
with treasures like these, can you famous on the seven seas.
Captain, Polly is not for sale.
You, "Pirate of the Year 'win?
No pirate the seven seas that you can do something.
If you now 'Pirate the Year is ... and let
see all the other captains you're not a loser.
I am floating head.
Are you going to do right, Captain?
20 Minutes he said.
Did he not 20 minutes? - Do not worry, guys.
He is probably fighting with a giant squid.
Come on, mops.
I told you that he will not would leave in the lurch.
Hey, guys. Did you miss me?
I see a mirage.
How? - Good question, number 2.
I have it all stolen from a daring robbery at the Tower of London.
This you all stolen from the Tower of London?
That's right. I'm talking to the ground burned, wrestled with a bear ...
and have also a princess kissed.
What are you waiting for? Do not stand there like puppets.
There is a cup with our names on it.
Set sail to Blood Island.
Hello, mates and welcome to the 59th "Pirate of the Year" contest.
Where is that ticket, Number Two? - Can Polly now come true?
Better not.
She is still very tired. - And here is the Pirate King.
Hello, pirates.
Hello, Pirate King.
Have you seen a show tonight? - No.
I am Queen Victoria and I hate pirates.
Put some cheer.
This is great.
The following have been nominated Pirate of the Year.
Black Bellamy. - Cutlass Liz?
Peg Leg Hastings ...
and a surprising latecomer, Pirate Captain.
The panel of independent judges ...
have any Pirate Booty counted and explain that the winner of this year ...
Pirate Captain.
Sorry.
This is all very touching. I have power here.
This is very improper.
This, too.
GRACE
Victoria King, the Pirate Captain pardoned.
And so what? - If you have received grace ...
then you are technically no more pirate.
And if you're not a pirate more, you can not Pirate the Year.
Yet?
Is this true? - Negative or considered.
Commonwealth betrayed, insidious, beasty.
You betray the Pirate Brotherhood.
But Pirate King ... - Your Hat Pirates.
Come on.
You pirate insignia with crazy eyes.
And your World of Hooks' discount card.
Take his treasure seized. Every last bit.
Go, and that there is much shame may descend on you.
You are hereby banned from Blood Island.
You're not a pirate anymore.
And stay away.
That was not a success. - We do not need them.
And their stupid prices. - The best pirate to be ...
are not the treasures. - These are the swords.
It is Polly.
Where is Polly, anyway? - You know where she is?
She is upset enough. - Captain ...
Alright.
I sold her to Queen Victoria for a treasure.
So, I said it.
She was just a parrot. What can you do that?
They bite anyone. They gave us half of tetanus.
But she was our Polly. - You should be happy.
They will show a good life.
Yellow brick eat wrapped in swan.
Where you going?
We have 'n sunny adventure with local women with known outfit.
It is now between us.
The inseparable two against the world.
As Serrano and you know who.
You can not always finish a sentence with 'Arr' to make it right.
Well, then go ahead.
I you do not need. It makes me nothing.
What makes me?
You're too late.
She's gone. - Charles, is that you?
What are you doing here? - We are now beggars.
It is not science but with fewer experiments ...
and drinking your own sweat.
Where is Polly? Why is she not in 'r cage?
Terrible.
A Feast for world leaders. - I am mystified by love.
Victoria Polly never wanted as pets. - Tiger Soup?
Black Rhino stew? Panda-face pancakes.
The queen is part of a secret community meal.
Rulers from around the world come together on her ship ...
the most rare and endangered animals to eat.
This year the main course ...
A Dodo a L'Orange?
She will eat Polly? - Terrible. So I never get a girlfriend.
Brace yourself.
We've all done something unforgivable. I have betrayed my honor as a pirate ...
and you betrayed the science, and Mr. Bobo the animal kingdom.
We must save her. - We?
They are the rulers of the world. Are not you afraid of 'n warship?
It is impossible. - Only if you think about it.
We are not evolved from snails to sit here drinking our own sweat.
Go you, Mr. Bobo?
You're out of your ...
I got it without the monkey man. - What was that with snails?
No time for now. Come on.
Get ready to embark.
It's true. You can really in the tops of ladies watch.
Keep pedaling.
HANDS UP
I am devastated. - I see nothing.
Where can they be? - Captain ...
Faster.
How we ever get on board?
This may take some jabs. - What?
Grab on to something. Well done.
How do I find my nuggets elephant, your majesty?
Good but not exceptional enough for my taste.
There are only three active in the last fifty years.
As many as three. Well, well.
Wait but what I like main have.
Gaston?
Are you there?
Yes, Your Majesty? - We are ready.
We must find her soon. - Where do we even?
Who would win against a shark?
A shark defeats a dragon. But Frankenstein against a jellyfish ...
Everything is safe.
Okay. I'm coming.
TAR SPACE - Do not worry, everything is ...
POULTRY AREA
Heavens. Are you okay?
Who's there? - What are you doing here?
That's a good question.
All exotic animals had already at the chef.
What? - Is it a kind of duck?
Yes, that's it.
Hurry. The kitchen is that way.
I'm on my way.
Here we go, my darling.
It is time to be delicious.
Good heavens.
Come to daddy.
I'm sorry, old girl.
I'll never leave. Promise.
No more.
We can get better.
Yes, of course. Back to the balloon.
Gaston?
Hello?
Do not, captain. - Hello, Your Majesty.
The Dodo is right there.
That is not so smart. - Claudette ...
You can not rush it. It is a delicate process.
Too much fat is not good for you.
The calories go straight at your chubby waist.
A minute on the lips is a life long ...
Pirate Captain.
Here you are again and dear ...
is that Mr. Darwin?
Hello. - What a pleasant surprise.
Secretly I think ...
I always have loved you.
Really?
No.
Give me my Dodo.
Be reasonable. A small queen against a great sailor.
To arms.
Oh dear, poor defenseless me.
What should a girl do?
Calm down.
Careful. - Why I really hate pirates?
A childhood trauma, attacked by a parrot when you were a baby?
The world ended? - Because you dated.
You are dinosaurs. All that geromantiseer across the seas.
So where were we?
Look at you for once. You would be extinct.
Together with your little friend.
Too bad you can not pirates eat.
But you probably tastes disgusting.
Dear Polly is unfortunately ...
absolutely delicious.
Mr. Popo?
Give back my meal. - Captain.
Number Two.
Sorry, Dodo goes from 't menu.
Hold it against.
Stop.
I am crushed by large vinegar barrels.
Good work, Chuck.
Number Two, what are you doing here? How did you find me?
Where are the boys? - They are working on it.
All thanks to Mr. BoBo. He came to inform us.
And ...
I guessed that you now would be trapped by some sausages.
I realize that I'm disappointed.
I have disappointed anyone.
I did some stupid things done in my career.
I have babies as bait.
And another time I thought a sea turtle the boat could run.
But what I'm saying ...
You decided to personally the ship of the queen to attack ...
to Polly to save.
Yes, I did.
That is extremely stupid.
That is also why we all ...
Baking soda - You find the best pirate.
Heaven.
Really. - Captain.
Tell your little friend goodbye.
That's it. Bite.
Come on, little Dodo. Biting. - She has Polly.
Bite on it, stupid bird. Bite.
No, my Dodo.
My cute bird.
Jeez.
Well done, sir.
Good work, Captain.
Well done.
This is almost the hartverwarmendste adventure ever.
Here you go for hanging. And after you're done ...
I chop your head off, put him in a gun and fire it off to the sun.
He has no more grace obtained?
Pardon?
Throughout the world, he will known as a bandit.
They will be "Off with his head" to call, more than they ever have done for another pirate.
The whole world will know your name.
Welcome back, Captain.
Bye.
Success with science. - Thank you, Captain.
And I got a tip: Have a beard. Then you see your face not so bulterig out.
WANTED: THE PIRATES captain - 100,000 doubloons.
Not bad, Mr. Bobo?
Is that an octopus tentacle? - And that is my earwax.
It is not about trophies or treasures.
It's about who you are inside.
You're not a woman disguised as a man?
No. - This happens surprisingly often at sea.
Come on. The treasure chests loot itself is not. Hoist the flag.
Set sail for adventure.
See? I told you al Only for decoration, not really.
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